Pratts of the Carribbean 3

During the recent fracas between colonel liam ross and commodore/general/whatever vyse, commodore john paul jones took the opportunity to blow up his comrades ships, when asked why, he simply said “because they were there!”

In light of this ross, vyse and for no explicable reason, leopreston had arranged a cunning plot to strike back against jones…

scene1:
*a typical peaceful port royal scene*
(the tarts and drunkards being removed for the disney version!!!)

scene 2:
Jones: “Ahhh excellent ale! And now for my trusty pipe!”
All: *glee*

scene 3:
*FTOOOOOMMMMM*

scene 4:
Jones: “…ow”
Ross: “agghhhh my fricking sideburns!!!”
Leo: “owee!”
Vyse: “!”

scene 5:
Vyse: “hehehe – ‘louseladders’…”

scene 6:
Vyse: “what ho! Which way to port royal matey?”