This is LOOOONG overdue, and is recompense to those of you who sent me Chrismos cards - you know who you are!!!!

I've been sooo busy with work recently, i've been slowly going mad, which is great because it's induced an episode of Pratts of the Carribean .

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Scene 1:
Port Royal; Twas Christmas eve and not a soul was stirring not even a mouse....

Scene 2:
Well, actually, Bonaparte was stirring things up with Wellington about how, Nelson could totally kick Wellingtons arse.

Oh and elsewhere, Davy Jones was giving stirring anecdotes about mortality and whether people wanted it...

Wellington: "I don't believe it, snow in the Caribbean? It is Devia I suppose, and anything IS possible... even steam super deathrays from hell...."
Napoleon: "I don' care wot yoo say, it don' look like muh at all!"

Scene 3:
High on the rooftops there was the flutter of feet, just like butter on meat! (It rhymes.... who cares...)

Scene 4:
Aye twas Vyse, let me summise, he was dead or so it was said! (Rhyme=WIN)

Scene 5:
Vyse: "I'll show em all for letting Dave kill me off!"

Scene 6:
WHOOMPF! *EXPLODINESS*

Scene 7:
Vyse: "Right and now for Leo's - she's such a skiver "

Scene 8:
KABLOOEEE *More explodiness*
Vyse: "Owchee"

Scene 9:
Jonesy: "Well done Leo!"
Leo: "Yeah, ever since i started gettting coal for christmas i had one installed just in case"
Siman: "Cannon went boom "

All: "Merry Chrismos everybody and a bleary new year!"

FIN